Feb 28, 2023 · I've seen enough "what your favourite flavour text", but now I want to know what everyone's favourite GOBLIN flavour text is? I just found [[goblin piledriver]] - "Throw enough goblins at any problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be less goblins".

Aug 7, 2013 · Here are the Top 20 from you flavor fans, in no particular order! "Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire." "We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side." "Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?" "Yes."

Feb 14, 2024 · Fodder Cannon isn’t technically a goblin but its flavor text makes it an honorary goblin in my eyes. This is the exact type of humor that makes goblins one of the funniest creature types in Magic.

Aug 30, 2024 · Ever noticed just how much personality there is on the flavor text for Goblin Magic cards? Nick Wolf looks at the best of the bunch.

"They certainly are" - Goblin Offensive Speaking of Goblin cards with great flavor text.

Dec 23, 2022 · Goblin Grenade is where Magic's funniest creature type was born. Easily one of red’s best sorceries ever made, the Grenade dishes out five big damage for only one mana — and one Goblin. Text: “It was probably a lousy spell in the first place.” -- Ertai, wizard adept. Counterspell. Love it or hate it, the spell is a certified classic.

Some of my favorites: Goblin Grenade - "Don't underestimate the aerodynamics of the common goblin." Goblin Offensive - "They certainly are." Goblin Gathering - "Two's a party, three's a felony" Goblin Diplomats - "When you need to convey that special kind of message."

Mar 1, 2019 · Here are the best magic flavor text ever. In every card, there is a story behind it. Magic: The Gathering has lore that has been around for all 25 years the game has been out, but what are the best ones out there?

“Look at this goblin, once wild, untamed, and full of idiocy. The Boros have given him the skill of a soldier and focused his heart with a single cause.” —Razia

Feb 7, 2023 · I've seen many articles cover funny or silly flavor text, but not many that cover more serious pieces, flavor text that evokes something other than laughs. While I love the flavor text on cards like Goblin Grenade and Werebear, I wanted to share some pieces that strike me. #1: Abomination of Llanowar "Run!" screamed its living mouths. "Come ...