"This firing is probably and I hope you're sitting down, illegal," Colbert says during Tuesday's "The Late Show"

Stephen Colbert opened Monday’s inauguration day edition of CBS’ “The Late Show” by giving us permission to live by “airport rules” for the next four years: “Calories don’t count, and it’s perfectly reasonable to have a vodka tonic at 8 a.

Stephen Colbert is about as stressed out as you after Donald Trump's first week back in his second presidential term. As he geared up to tell his audience about some of the most recent, jarring stuff in his monologue,