P>now this makes for sum pretty ugly things when a user has his fonts set to large, how can i make my fonts static again?

Though easy to update, static HTML pages cannot support sophisticated ... and the HTML formats it and blends it with text and images. How to Read an Element or Attribute in Java XML JDOM.

Another option is to use an application that already exists for this purpose called Static HTML. This adds a custom tab to your Facebook Page and lets you customize the content using HTML.