Jackass oligarch Elon Musk has a lot going on. As of this very moment, he’s leading an agenda to ruin the federal government (DOGE), he’s building rocket ships and fancy cars, he’s shit-posting his way through every day at a rate that seems basically impossible and, apparently, he’s planning to construct a 10-mile subterranean tunnel in Dubai.

Elon Musk announces that the Dubai Loop will be built by The Boring Company, a new massive partnership between Dubai and the SpaceX, Tesla, DOGE boss.

Elon Musk's infrastructure firm The Boring Company has been given the green light on the Dubai Loop, a 17-kilometre transport tunnel under Dubai that will link the city with speeds of up to 100 miles per hour.

Bret Taylor, the chairman of OpenAI’s board, said the artificial intelligence company was “not for sale.” Mr. Musk is separately raising money for his A.I. start-up, xAI.

ELON Musk has announced he will build a mega tunnel loop under Dubai where cars zip along at 100mph and passengers can get anywhere in 6 minutes. The billionaire tech tycoon unveiled the plans

Elon Musk's The Boring Company and Dubai's Road and Transport Authority (RTA) have signed an initial agreement to build the Dubai Loop, an underground high-speed transport network spanning 17km (10.6 miles),

The Roads and Transport Authority of Dubai has entered into a Memorandum of Understanding with ‘The Boring Company‘ to put up a loop system in Dubai, the Elon Musk-owned company said in a statement on Thursday.

The system is designed to transport more than 20,000 passengers per hour across Dubai. Elon Musk has described the planned tunnel network as a “wormhole” through the city. The Boring Company has yet to confirm which Tesla models will be used in the Loop.